Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)

Teacher's Pet (1997)

Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris

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Quotes 

• Xander Harris : It's funny how the Earth never opens up and swallows you when you want it to.

• Miss French : Oh, Xander... I've done something really stupid. I hope you can forgive me?

  Xander Harris : Oh, forgiveness is my middle name. Actually, it's LaVelle, and I'd appreciate it if you guard that secret with you life.

• Xander : This is a question that no one particularly wants to hear, but where did they put his head?

  Willow Rosenberg : Good point. I didn't want to hear that.

• [first lines] 

  Xander Harris : May I cut in?

• Blayne Moll : She's not my type, though. Girls really got to have something to go with me.

  Xander Harris : Something like a lobotomy?