Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Surprise (1998)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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Xander Harris : Yep. Vampires are real. A lot of 'em live in Sunnydale. Willow will fill you in.
Willow Rosenberg : I know it's hard to accept at first.
Oz : Actually, it explains a *lot*.
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Xander : [to Giles] You ready to get down, you funky party weasel?
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Rupert Giles : A true creature of evil can survive the process. No human ever has.
Xander Harris : What's the problem? We send Cordy to fight this guy and we go for pizza.
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Xander Harris : This... thing with us, despite our better judgement, it keeps happening. Maybe we should just admit that we're dating.
Cordelia Chase : Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. You don't call it a date until the guy spends money.
Xander Harris : Fine. I'll spend, then we'll grope. Whatever.
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Rupert Giles : If Drusilla is alive, then i-i-it could be a fairly cataclysmic state of affairs.
Xander Harris : Again, so many words. Couldn't you just say, "we'd be in trouble"?
Rupert Giles : Go to class, Xander.
Xander Harris : Gone... Notice the economy of phrasing. "Gone." It's simple. Direct.
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Rupert Giles : Here comes Buffy. Now remember, discretion is the better part of valor.
Xander Harris : You could have just said, "Shh." God. Are all you Brits such drama queens?
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Xander Harris : [about Giles] Looks like Mr. Caution Man, but the sound he makes is funny.
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Xander Harris : So... Buffy's party. Manyana.
Cordelia Chase : Well, just because she's Miss Save The World and everything, you have to make a big deal? I have to *cook* and everything!
Xander Harris : You're cooking?
Cordelia Chase : Well, I'm chips 'n' dips girl.
Xander Harris : [sarcastic] Ah, horrors! All that opening and stirring.
Cordelia Chase : And shopping and carrying!
Xander Harris : Well, you should have had a person who does such things for you.
Cordelia Chase : Well, that's what I've been saying to my father, but does he listen?
Xander Harris : Uh, so, uh... You're going, and - and - and I'm going. Should... we maybe... go?
Cordelia Chase : Why?
Xander Harris : I don't know. This... thing with us. Despite our better judgement, it keeps happening. Maybe we should just admit that we're dating.
Cordelia Chase : Groping in a broom closet isn't dating. You don't call it a date until the guy spends money.
Xander Harris : Fine. I'll spend. And then we'll grope, whatever. I just think that it's some kind of whack that we feel we have to hide from all of our friends.
Cordelia Chase : Well, of course you wanna tell everybody, you have nothing to be ashamed of. I, on the other hand, have everything to be ashamed of.
Xander Harris : You know what? How sad. Forget it. Must have been my multiple personality guy talking. I call him Idiot Xan. A glutton for punishment.
[sighs, walks away]