Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Restless (2000)
Nicholas Brendon: Xander Harris
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Quotes
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[in Xander's dream]
Principal Snyder : I walked by your guidance counselor's office one time. A bunch of you were sitting there, waiting to be shepherded. I remember it smelled like dead flowers. Like decay. Then it hit me. The hope of our nation's future is a bunch of mulch.
Xander Harris : You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake.
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[in Xander's dream]
Spike : Giles here is gonna teach me to be a Watcher. Says I got the stuff.
Rupert Giles : Spike's like a son to me.
Rupert Giles : That's good. I was into that for a while, but... I got other stuff goin' on... You gotta have something. Gotta be with movin' forward.
Buffy Summers : Like a shark.
Xander Harris : Like a shark with feet and... much less fins.
Spike : And on land.
Rupert Giles : Very good.
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[in Xander's dream]
Soldier : [Apocalypse Now on TV] We gotta keep goin' men. We gotta take that hill... Damn this war.
Rupert Giles : I have to say, I really feel "Apocalypse Now" is overrated.
Xander Harris : No, no. It gets better.
Soldier : [on TV] Men.
Xander Harris : I remember that it gets better.
Soldier : [on TV] Oh, my God. What's happened to my men? *Aah*!
Buffy Summers : Want some corn?
Xander Harris : Butter flavor?
Buffy Summers : New car smell.
Xander Harris : Cool.
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[in Xander's dream]
[door at the top of his basement stairs is being broken down]
Xander Harris : That's not the way out.
[door slams open showing Xander's father]
Xander's Father : What the hell is wrong with you? You won't come upstairs? What are you, *ashamed* of us? Your mother's crying her guts out!
Xander Harris : You don't understand.
Xander's Father : [comes down the steps] No. You don't understand. The line ends here with us and you're not gonna change that. You haven't got the heart.
[reaches into Xander's chest and rips out his heart]
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[in Willow's dream]
Xander Harris : So whatcha been doin'? Doing spells?
[to Oz]
Xander Harris : She does spells with Tara.
Oz : Yeah, I heard about that.
Willow Rosenberg : I'm gonna be late.
[leaves]
Xander Harris : Sometimes I think about two women doin' a spell... and then I do a spell by myself.
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[in Xander's dream]
Principal Snyder : Are you a soldier?
Xander Harris : I'm a comfortador.
Principal Snyder : You're neither. You're a whipping boy, raised by mongrels, and set on a sacrificial stone.
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Xander Harris : Dinner is served.
[entering with a bowl of popcorn]
Xander Harris : And my very own recipe.
Willow Rosenberg : Ooh! You pushed the button on the microwave that says "popcorn"?
Xander Harris : Actually, I pushed defrost, but, uh, Joyce was there in the clinch.
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Xander Harris : Yeah. From now on, you keep your Slayer friends out of my dreams. Is that clear?
Willow Rosenberg : She's not good for the sleepin'.
Buffy Summers : Ahh... well, at least you all didn't dream about that guy with the cheese. Don't know where the hell that came from.
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[in Xander's dream]
Xander Harris : I move pretty fast. You know, a man's always after...
Joyce Summers : Conquest?
Xander Harris : I'm a conquistador.
Xander Harris , Joyce Summers : Are you sure it isn't comfort?
Xander Harris : I'm a comfortador, also.
Joyce Summers : I do know the difference. I've learned about boys.
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[in Xander's dream]
[in bathroom, he turns and finds scientists and soldiers from the Initiative watching]
Xander Harris : Okay, I'm gonna find another bathroom.