Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV Series)
Life Serial (2001)
Tom Lenk: Andrew Wells
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Quotes
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Andrew Wells : I just hope she solves it faster than Data did on the ep of TNG where the Enterprise kept blowing up.
Warren Meers : Or-Or Mulder, in that X-Files where the bank kept exploding.
Andrew Wells : Scully wants me so bad.
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Warren Meers : This mummy hand has ceased to be!
Andrew : It is an ex-mummy hand!
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[trying to remain inconspicuous, the horn of the Trio's van blares the "Star Wars" theme]
Andrew Wells : [to the others] Hey, all you said was lose the mural.
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Jonathan Levinson : I need you to hold hands.
Andrew : With each other?
Warren Meers : Well, you know what homophobia really means about you, don't you?
Jonathan Levinson : Stop touching my magic bone!
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Warren Meers : Wh-What the hell is that?
Andrew Wells : Death Star, dude! Wicked, huh?
Jonathan Levinson : Thermal exhaust port's *above* the main port, numb nuts.
Andrew Wells : For your information, I'm using the Empire's revised designs from Return of the Jedi.
Jonathan Levinson : That's a flawed design!
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Warren Meers : We tested her, faced her, and we survived.
Jonathan Levinson : Unless I have internal injuries that will eventually kill me.
Andrew Wells : Oh, of course. But, barring that, Warren's right. We did good!
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Andrew : Oh, she's coming over here. What do we do?
Warren Meers : Jonathan, grab your magic bone.
[Warren and Andrew start laughing]