The Brady Bunch (TV Series)
To Move or Not to Move (1970)
Florence Henderson: Carol Brady
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Quotes
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Alice Nelson : Well, this whole thing kind of depresses me, Mrs. Brady. I got my routine all worked out here. I don't know if I'll be able to function some place else.
Carol Brady : But, Alice you will function, won't you? I mean, just because we're moving, you're not going to leave.
Alice Nelson : Me? Leave the Brady family? You couldn't get rid of me if you tried. I'm a hundred-and-twenty-pound boomerang.
Carol Brady : A hundred and TWENTY pounds?
Alice Nelson : Mmmm, more or less.
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Alice Nelson : Uh oh.
Mike Brady , Carol Brady : Now what?
Alice Nelson : The light in the oven is blinking something in Morse code: I'll bet the word is trouble.
Mike Brady : I'll bet the word's defective switch. I'll check it out later.
Alice Nelson : Why not sooner? There's something about an oven winking at me that gives me the creeps.
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Carol Brady : [both hear an unearthly moaning] WHAT was that?
Alice Nelson : It sounded like a cow died in the driveway.
[the moan sounds again]
Alice Nelson : Oh no, now it sounds human, like somebody in agony.
Carol Brady : Alice, that DOESN'T sound human.
Alice Nelson : Oh no... inhuman?
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Carol Brady : Mike, there has to be an explanation for all these strange sounds.
Mike Brady : I haven't heard any strange sounds.
Carol Brady : Yeah that's right, you got in after they stopped.
Alice Nelson : Well there is an explanation alright, the ghosts in the McIntyre house got tired of living alone and moved in where there's more action.
Mike Brady : Oh Alice, even if you're joking, that's absurd.
Alice Nelson : Well if I'm not joking, it's not absurd. You should've heard those kids this morning before they left for school, they were as scared as I was.
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Carol Brady : Well Alice, the kids do need more bedrooms, and you know we need another bathroom.
Alice Nelson : Well the old McIntyre house up on the hill has lots of rooms. It's old but it can be fixed up, it's been for sale for years.
Carol Brady : I wonder why they haven't been able to sell that house?
Alice Nelson : The same reason the McIntyres moved out, it's haunted.
Carol Brady : Haunted? Oh Alice.
Alice Nelson : I knew the cook, said a lot of weird things were going on up there: voices in the night, chains rattling, lights going on and off.
Carol Brady : Now Alice, you don't believe that.
Alice Nelson : The cook did, left the McIntyres flat.
Carol Brady : And you know as well as I do there's no such things as ghosts.
Alice Nelson : Maybe not, but they were never able to explain those voices.
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Cindy Brady : That terrible noise woke us up!
Bobby Brady : What do you suppose it was?
Alice Nelson : [a loud creaking sounds] Or is?
Carol Brady : Well sometimes a loose board will make a house creak.
Cindy Brady : You sound just like Daddy.
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Carol Brady : Is that McIntyre banshee on the loose again?
Peter Brady : There's something out here, Mom.
Alice Nelson : 3 very definite crashes.
Greg Brady : I'll say there were.
Marcia Brady : Greg was helping me with that flat tire on my bike when we heard them.
Carol Brady : Maybe Tiger's wrestling with those garbage cans again.
Greg Brady : Oh it can't be, Tiger's sleeping in the house tonight.
Carol Brady : In the house? Why?
Marcia Brady : He was getting spooked by all those funny noises.
Alice Nelson : Just like everyone else around here.
Peter Brady : After all, he's only human
[another crash sounds]
Peter Brady , Alice Nelson : Four!
Carol Brady : I think we better take another look around.
Alice Nelson : All of us?
Carol Brady : There's safety in numbers, Alice, come on.
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Cindy Brady , Bobby Brady : [all hear a loud slamming noise] What was that?
Carol Brady : [taken aback] Ub, hey, wa, it's probably the wind, uh, banging against the shutters.
Alice Nelson : That would be a good guess, Mrs. Brady, if there *was* a wind, and we had shutters.