Quotes
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Eddie : [Jones clears his throat near Eddie] Good evening, Officer.
P.C.V. Jones : Are you alright, sir? You seem to have a pencil up your nose.
Eddie : Oh yes, I've been sleep doodling. I'm very bad at it.
P.C.V. Jones : You realize this paper's upside down, sir?
Eddie : So are my eyes.
[Moves eyeballs]
P.C.V. Jones : Hmmm.
[Looks out of conservatory window, where the second burglar leans back out of sight. Jones goes back in]
P.C.V. Jones : Did you buy this conservatory in Beirut, sir?
Richie : Oh great heavens, Eddie! We've been sleep glazing again!
Eddie : Oh bugger!
