Bewitched (TV Series)
The Girl Reporter (1964)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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[last lines]
Darrin Stephens : You're still angry, aren't you?
Samantha Stephens : Why would you say that?
Darrin Stephens : All right, you're surrounded. Throw down your magic, and come out with your hands up.
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Liza Randall : You're very sweet and I'll try not to keep your husband for too long.
Samantha Stephens : Oh well I appreciate that.
Liza Randall : You know I think creative advertising is among the more fascinating avocations in the world today.
Darrin Stephens : Yes. I suppose it is.
Liza Randall : And I never expected that anyone who is so successful in that field would be, well, as young as you, Mr. Stephens.
Darrin Stephens : Well, I'm not that young, Miss Randall, although most men in my position are a bit older I guess.
Samantha Stephens : Baloney.
Darrin Stephens : Hmm?
Samantha Stephens : [Serving snacks] And there's some corned beef and liverwurst and some of that wonderful smelly cheese, too. My husband's simply crazy about that.
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Darrin Stephens : Who is it?
Samantha Stephens : Typical American school kid with freckles, silk stockings and three inch french heels.
Darrin Stephens : Liza?
Samantha Stephens : Well, it ain't Huckleberry Finn.
Darrin Stephens : Honey, why didn't you ask her to come in? Come on in, Liza.
Liza Randall : Good morning, Darrin.
Darrin Stephens : Good morning. Sit down, make yourself comfortable.
Liza Randall : [Sits down and boldly crosses legs] Thank you. Don't let me rush you. I'm ready anytime you are.
Darrin Stephens : Yes, uh, would you care for some coffee?
Liza Randall : [Smiling] No thank you.
Darrin Stephens : I'll be right with you as soon as I finish my legs - EGGS.
Liza Randall : After all, your wife's been nice enough to lend you to me for a whole day.
Samantha Stephens : Yes, of course. Why don't you two get started? I mean you want to get home before dark.
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[first lines]
Darrin Stephens : Enough is enough. It's about time I paid some attention to you.
Samantha Stephens : Oh, don't worry about me. I'm practicing my button-sewing. Getting pretty good too, see?
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Samantha Stephens : Would you like another stack of pancakes, Monster?
Marvin Grogan : No, thank you, Mrs. Stephens. Eight or nine stacks are about all I can go. I ate all your sausage and bacon too. I got a lot of hostility I guess.
Samantha Stephens : Well, I'd rather you attack my icebox than my husband anytime.