Bewitched (TV Series)

Take Two Aspirins and Half a Pint of Porpoise Milk (1965)

Larry D. Mann: Police Sergeant

Quotes 

• Darrin Stephens : [to the officer at the police station]  Sergeant, do I look like the type of man who would go around accosting ladies in the middle of the night?

  Police Sergeant : No. No, I must admit you don't. You seem normal enough.

  Darrin Stephens : Well, thank you, Sergeant.

  Police Sergeant : By the way, what's in the bag?

  Darrin Stephens : Just some things I bought. May I go now?

  Police Sergeant : Just as soon as you tell me the contents of the bag.

  Darrin Stephens : Does it matter?

  Police Sergeant : It matters. What's in the bag?

  Darrin Stephens : Two bat wings, half a pint of porpoise milk, four eye of newt.

  Police Sergeant : You remember what I said about you seeming normal?

  [Darrin nods] 

  Police Sergeant : Forget it.