Bewitched (TV Series)

Take Two Aspirins and Half a Pint of Porpoise Milk (1965)

Philip Coolidge: Mr. Trigby

Quotes 

• Mr. Trigby : Porpoise milk? Porpoise milk.

  [goes to get the porpoise milk from the fridge] 

  Darrin Stephens : Please make sure it's fresh.

  Mr. Trigby : Fresh? Why, I milked the porpoise myself, this morning.