Bewitched (TV Series)

Aunt Clara's Old Flame (1965)

Alice Pearce: Gladys Kravitz

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• Gladys Kravitz : [looks into a dictionary, reads]  "Warlock:... Sorcerer, wizard". Abner. There's a wizard at the Stephen's home.

  Abner Kravitz : It's good for the lawn. It eats the mosquitoes.

  Gladys Kravitz : Not a lizard, a wizard.

  Abner Kravitz : Wizard, lizard, as long as it eats the mosquitoes.

• Gladys Kravitz : [complaining as Abner is playing a flute]  Abner, I'm telling you, I saw it with my own eyes. A funny, little old... Will you stop playing that flute and listen to me?

  Abner Kravitz : I've listened. Twelve times already.

  Gladys Kravitz : She walked right into the wall and bounced off again! So any reasonable person would figure it was an accident, right?

  Abner Kravitz : But what did you think, Gladys?

  Gladys Kravitz : An accident the first time. Then she did it again. Bang, right into the wall and bounced off again. And I thought: "Why would anyone wanna bang against a wall?".

  Abner Kravitz : Simple. It feels so good when you stop.

  Gladys Kravitz : The next time she went right through the wall!

  Abner Kravitz : Well, that makes sense.

  Gladys Kravitz : What?

  Abner Kravitz : Well, there's no point in banging your head against a brick wall.

  Gladys Kravitz : I'm beginning to realize that, Abner. I'm beginning to realize that.

• Abner Kravitz : See, I told you there's a logical explanation for everything.

  Gladys Kravitz : I suppose there's also a logical explanation for dancing flowers.

  Abner Kravitz : Gladys, will you stop.