Bewitched (TV Series)

Aunt Clara's Old Flame (1965)

Agnes Moorehead: Endora

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Samantha Stephens : [about Aunt Clara]  I know she's a bit vague, but she's never really done anybody any harm.

  Endora : [complains at Aunt Clara]  You sit down and listen to me. Last week, she insisted in coming to London with Bertha and me. Half way there, she started to lose altitude.

  Samantha Stephens : That's terrible.

  Endora : Oh, you don't know the half of it! We had to piggyback her the rest of the way!

  Samantha Stephens : Poor Aunt Clara.

  Endora : Yes, and right in the middle of the convention she waltzes in with a huge doorknob she acquired for her collection.

  Samantha Stephens : That's bad?

  Endora : She'd taken it from Buckingham palace!

• Samantha Stephens : I still don't understand why you don't want to see him.

  Aunt Clara : [tries to get privacy]  Oh, well... Ah... Endora...

  Endora : What?

  Aunt Clara : Haven't you a house to haunt or something?

  Endora : All right. All right, Clara. I'll go. I think I can skip all the gruesome details of your fly-by-night romance.

  [disappears] 

  Aunt Clara : I know she's your mother, dear, but she can be trying. And she insists that I'm in my dotage.

  Samantha Stephens : She worries about you, Aunt Clara.