- [Jim phones Crozier's secretary to ask her for help without Barney finding out]
- Charlotte: [answering phone] Bureau des Etrangers.
- Jim Bergerac: Hello, Charlotte. It's Jim Bergerac. Call me Fred. Listen, I'll buy you a lobster supper if you'll do me a favour.
- Charlotte: [mock-seductively] For lobster you get *all* my favours, Fred.
- [talking about Charlie Hungerford, his father-in-law, whose demolition business has made him rich]
- Francine: Mr Hungerford - he's very rich.
- Jim Bergerac: From knocking things down. I don't know who caused more damage in England - him or Adolf Hitler.
- [after recovering from injuries received while making an arrest, Jim returned to work but the Chief told him that his medical report meant that he was likely to be dismissed from the police as being unfit for duty, but now he has just arrested a bent gun dealer after a fight, forcing the Chief to reconsider his decision]
- Senator: I'm going to recommend to the committee that the question of your fitness be reviewed at a later date.
- Chief: Reviewed, Jim, which means proved.
- [shot of Jim sprinting along a beach as the end credits roll]