The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Love Is a Croc (1998)

Brooks Gardner: Killer Croc, Waylon Jones

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Quotes 

• Judge : Have you anything to say before I pass judgment?

  Killer Croc : Yeah. I'm a victim of prejudice. Look at me. Nobody understands how rough my life's been, just 'cause I'm... different.

  Judge : Nevertheless, it is the judgment of this court that you, Killer Croc, are competent to stand trial for murder in the first degree. Court is adjourned.

  Killer Croc : Competent? Competent? That's an insult, you old bag of gas! I'm not just competent... I'm as good as it gets!

• Guard : Hey Croc. You got a visitor.

  Killer Croc : Get lost.

  Mary Louise Dahl : I brought you something. They told me you liked chicken.

  [Baby Doll tosses a entire fried chicken into Croc's cell] 

  Killer Croc : What do you want?

  Mary Louise Dahl : I heard what you said to the judge. I want you to know that I understand about being different. You've never let the way you look undermine your self-confidence. I admire that. I feel somehow that we're kindred spirits.

  Killer Croc : Too bad we didn't meet sooner, babe. They're sending me up the river tomorrow night. My number's up.

  Mary Louise Dahl : Don't lose hope. Maybe fate will take a hand.

• Baby Doll : What's black and white and radioactive for 20,000 years?

  Killer Croc : What?

  Baby Doll : [giggling]  Gotham City! After the big boom, silly!

  Killer Croc : Uh-huh. So now what? We call the cops and demand a payoff, right?

  Baby Doll : No, we don't do anything.

  Killer Croc : What? What are you sayin'?

  Baby Doll : The kewpie doll knows all about your little excursions down to the docks. I won't let you betray me again. When the reactor reaches critical mass, you and I will die together and take all of Gotham with us!

• Baby Doll : [throwing an explosive countermeasure at Batman]  Serves you right, you mean old Bats.

  Killer Croc : Come on!

  Baby Doll : Wait for Baby!

  Batman : [Batgirl pushes a roulette table off herself]  They're getting away!

  Batgirl : I'm fine, thanks.

• Killer Croc : Hey, babe. I'm home.

  Baby Doll : Crocy-Wockle!

  [Baby Doll leaps onto Killer Croc and delivers some kisses] 

  Baby Doll : Where have you been? Baby misses her precious soo much!

  Killer Croc : All right, all right, enough of the mushy stuff. I went out to get our reviews.

  [places some newspapers on the table, all of them headlining Killer Croc and Baby Doll's crime sprees. Baby Doll notices one with the headline "Gotham's Bonnie and Clyde"] 

  Baby Doll : Ooh! Bonnie and Clyde! How romantic!

  Killer Croc : That's nothing, Doll. Even the out-of-town rags like us.

  [places down a Daily Planet newspaper. It too headlining Croc and Doll] 

  Killer Croc : We got the whole city panicked. I love it!

  [Croc starts walking towards the exit] 

  Baby Doll : Where is Crockle going?

  Killer Croc : Don't wqrry. I'll be back for dinner.

  Baby Doll : No! Baby wanna come! Baby wanna come!

  [Killer Croc raises his arm to smack Baby Doll away, but stops and calms down] 

  Baby Doll : Don't go, precious. We can plan our next job. It's gonna be a whole bunch of fun!

  Killer Croc : That's your territory, Doll. I got things to do.