The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Legends of the Dark Knight (1998)

Jeremy Foley: Nick

Quotes 

• Joel : Hey! Who's talking about Batman? I love Batman. All those muscles, the tight rubber armor and that flashy car. I heard it can drive up walls.

  Nick : Yeah, sure, Joel.

• Matt : We should get out of here.

  Carrie Kelley : Batman wouldn't run.

  Nick : How do you know?

  Carrie Kelley : 'Cause I know what he's really like. And you guys are both totally clueless. First of all, Batman's real old, like, about 50. And second, Robin's a girl.

• Matt : See? He was just like I said!

  Carrie Kelley : What are you talking about? Did you see the way he fought?

  Matt : Yeah, but he also had that foam thing.

  Nick : And when he flew away at the end, I'm telling you, he's not human.

  Carrie Kelley : Get off it, he's human.

  Nick : I don't know. I thought I saw fangs...

• 50's Joker : [on the radio]  "Sing a song of larceny, sing it round the town! Joker's stealing laughter and Batman is going down!" HA HA HA HA! The comedy is finished!

  Security Guard : The Joker! I'd better stay on my toes!

  [Scene cuts back to the kids] 

  Nick : "Better stay on my toes"? He actually said that? Out Loud?

  Matt : I don't know. This is how my uncle tells it.

• Nick : The way I hear it, he isn't even human! He's like a giant pterodactyl beast with big fangs and talons! And when he sees a bad guy, he swoops down from the sky and carries him off! Skree! Skree!