The New Batman Adventures (TV Series)

Girl's Night Out (1998)

Arleen Sorkin: Harley Quinn, Dr. Harleen Quinzel

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Quotes 

• Dr. Pamela Isley : Your hyenas have been watering my plans again. One more time and they're mulch.

  Dr. Harleen Quinzel : Come on, Red. Give them a break. We're all bored cooped up in here.

• Livewire : [after Harley splashes water on Livewire]  Are you out of your mind?

  Harley Quinn : [Thinks for a minute]  Yeah.

• Livewire : Pick up the cash and load it into the car! I'm going shopping!

  [snatches a dollar bill out of Poison Ivy's hand and walks off] 

  Harley Quinn : When did we become the gang?

• Harley Quinn : Ain't this place great, Sparky? Look at the iceberg! They've got real seals in there!

  [imitates seal barking] 

  Livewire : Yeah, and lots of water.

  Harley Quinn : [pouring a drink]  Aw, c'mon! Wet your whistle!

  Livewire : [slapping the bottle out of Harley's hand]  I don't do liquids!

  Harley Quinn : Hey! I said I was sorry!

  Livewire : Dry up!

  [throws drink in Harley's face] 

  Poison Ivy : You know, Livewire, you could show a little appreciation. Without us, you'd be a dead battery.

  Livewire : [rises from her seat]  I'll show you how dead I am!

  Poison Ivy : [rises from her seat]  Ooh, that sounds like a challenge.

  Harley Quinn : [ducks for cover]  Oy!

  The Penguin : Ladies, Ladies, please. I run a respectable club here.

  Livewire : No one's talking to you, lard butt!

  The Penguin : That's it. Out you three pixies go.

  Livewire : This could be fun, after all.

  [Patrons run screaming out of the Iceberg Lounge as electricity shoots out and vines grow out the door] 

• Harley Quinn : What do you say we get dolled up and go into town?

  Poison Ivy : America's most wanted women on a shopping spree. Cute. I've told you a thousand times, we have to keep a low profile. We can't attract Batman's attention until we have some kind of an edge.

  Livewire : [appearing from the toaster]  Well, ladies. Meet your edge.

• Livewire : So this is home sweet home, huh? I guess it's okay, if you're into green.

  Poison Ivy : You're not gonna get all hissy and rude again now that we've kissed and made up?

  Livewire : No, but I could do without the mutts.

  [zapping electricity at Harley's hyenas] 

  Livewire : Beat it!

  Harley Quinn : Hey!

  Poison Ivy : She has a point, Harl.

  Livewire : [a nearby plant rumbles]  What's with the rhubarb?

  Poison Ivy : We've got visitors.

• Harley Quinn : Hop in, Red!

  Poison Ivy : [seeing the unconscious Livewire]  What's with her?

  Harley Quinn : She shopped 'til she dropped.