Barney Miller (TV Series)
Graft (1975)
Gregory Sierra: Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale
Quotes
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : If you were going to make obscene phone calls, would you make them from one location or from a variety of locations?
Det. Phil Fish : I'd rather have someone else make them for me.
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Inspector Kelly : Boney diaz, Chay-no.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Jose Feliciano!
Inspector Kelly : Pretty good, thanks.
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Capt. Barney Miller : [to Kelly] How do you like narcotics?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : They haven't helped him a bit.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Kelly's been promoted. Yeah, he's a snooper now.
Capt. Barney Miller : Internal affairs?
[Kelly nods]
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Hey, Barney, do you think Kelly's just a big mouth or is he really going to try to make trouble?
Capt. Barney Miller : I think Kelly is just a big mouth who is really going to try to make trouble.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : What are you doing downtown, Kelly? I thought you was in narcotics.
Inspector Kelly : Oh, I'm too sensitive for that kind of filthy work. I'm in Internal Affairs now.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Oh, you're a spy?
Inspector Kelly : Yeah, some people might look at it that way. Them that's got something to hide anyhow.
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Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : I think Kelly's on to something international. He's after me.
Capt. Barney Miller : What did you do?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Me? I didn't do anything, but my brother-in-law is New York illegally from Argentina.
Capt. Barney Miller : Where is he?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : He's hiding in the cellar of a condemned rat-infested building on the West Side. Right across the street.
Capt. Barney Miller : Well, you better do something about it before Immigration finds out.
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : Yeah, well, I told him, "Hey, you gotta go back to South America, get a visa, then come back to the United States, to New York, take the test, and then become a citizen of the United States."
Capt. Barney Miller : What did he say to that?
Det. Sgt. Chano Amenguale : He don't think it's worth it.