Barney Miller (TV Series)
Graft (1975)
Max Gail: Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz
Quotes
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Hey, Barney? If a police officer loses his badge, does he report it to his superior or just wait til somebody turns it in?
Capt. Barney Miller : He reports it to his superior officer.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : I lost my badge.
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Inspector Kelly : Hey, Wojo! I got a great new Polack joke for you.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Wonderful.
[covers his ears]
Inspector Kelly : You heard.
[Wojo nods]
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yemana, you chase a suspect into a residence, you have no warrant for search and entry, but you know evidence is about to be destroyed inside. Do you hold off or do you go in and make an arrest and take a chance of violating a suspect's rights ?
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Fish, Fish, listen -- In the event a prisoner is being extradited from the county of one state to the county of another state and such extradition papers have been presented to the police officer in charge of the extradition. When the prisoner is delivered in the county of the second state , signed for and released by the receiving police officer, is it necessary for the extraditing police officer to file in the county of the first state, copies of the extradition paper that have been given to the police officer in the county of the second state ?
Det. Phil Fish : Good Morning
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Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : If Kelly is after my badge, I'd rather turn it in than put the arm on me. So, I'm going down to Internal Affairs
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : We have nothing to fear but fear itself.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Go fry a noodle.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : That's beneath you.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : It's always me that's doing something wrong: "What'd you say this for, Wojo?" "That's out of line, Wojo."
Det. Phil Fish : Nobody says that about you, Wojo.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : How come Fish had to climb up nine flights of stairs, Wojo?
Det. Phil Fish : That was out of line.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : See? It's always somebody beefing about something I done! I wish I was back out on the streets in uniform again.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : If you're worried about dirty marks on your laundry, maybe Kelly can accommodate you.
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Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Look at this exacta at Aqueduct: 800 bucks.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Why do they make everything so damn difficult?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : Number 3 and Number 4, and I always bet my age.
Det. Phil Fish : You're not 34!
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : I was when I won my last exacta.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Yemana, why don't you put that damn thing away?
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : What did I do?
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : All you ever do is bet on the horses... or a football game, or a basketball game, or some crap game.
Det. Sgt. Nick Yemana : You left out jai alai.
Det. Stan 'Wojo' Wojciehowicz : Very funny. If you tried busting bookies, instead of calling them on the telephone all the time, maybe we wouldn't have a yardbird like Kelly sneaking up our keisters all the time.