Arrested Development (TV Series)

Visiting Ours (2003)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

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• Gob : I fucked Kitty!

  Michael : Oh, no! I only wanted you to get the information!

  Gob : Michael, I got the information!

  Michael : You did? About the international accounts?

  Gob : [beat]  Oh, I see where you're getting at. No, I didn't get the information.

  Michael : Well, you just lost the touchlamp.

  Gob : Michael, no!

  Michael : I'll use the touchlamp to help set the mood in the trailer where Dad's nailing Mom!

  Gob : You are filthy!

• Kitty Sanchez : Your wife's on line one.

  Narrator : Michael's wife had been dead for two years.

  Michael : My what?

  Narrator : Kitty realized her mistake.

  Kitty Sanchez : I said, "your wife is on line one."

  Narrator : But not immediately.

• Michael Bluth : Hey, buddy.

  George-Michael Bluth : Where were you?

  Michael Bluth : I had to help out your grandfather and then I had to vow that I would never help your grandfather again. Pretty much a normal day. How are you doing?

  George-Michael Bluth : I'm fine, I guess. It's just... You know, you think of prison as this place full of guilty people and it doesn't bother you that much, but if Pop-Pop could be there, then anybody could be there, and I don't want to go to prison, Dad. I don't think I could take it. I mean, I know I act tough, but I...

  Michael Bluth : Is this what you're worried about? 'Cause, you know, I got news. He's, uh... he's guilty.

  George-Michael Bluth : He is?

  Michael Bluth : Oh, yeah. Incredibly guilty.

• Gob : I got great news.

  Michael : Good, I could use some. I just had to convince Mom to have sex with Dad.

  Gob : [repulsed]  Oh, God! Michael, what is wrong with you? You're disgusting!

  Michael : What's wrong with you?

  Gob : Oh, just the thought of Mom and Dad... together... I have a sense of propriety.