Arrested Development (TV Series)

Amigos (2004)

Jason Bateman: Michael Bluth

Quotes 

• Michael : You know, this open marriage is ridiculous. Somebody's gonna get hurt.

  Mae "Maeby" Fünke : The important thing is that you guys don't lose focus on yourself.

  [Maeby walks away] 

  Tobias Fünke : You know, first of all, we are doing this for her, because neither one of us wants to get divorced. And second-of-ly, I know you're the big marriage expert - oh, I'm sorry, I forgot, your wife is dead!

  [Michael and Lindsay stare in silence] 

  Tobias Fünke : I'm sorry, that was 100% inappropriate and I do apologize profusely. I do apologize profusely, I'm - oh...

  [Tobias walks away in embarrassment] 

• George Michael Bluth : You said I was hogging her. Like I was being a litlle Ann hog. Can she come with us?

  Michael : Ann Hog's coming?

• George Michael Bluth : Way to plant, Ann.

  Michael : George-Michael, why don't you take Plant and wait in the car?

• Lucille : [about Gene Parmesan]  Oh, I hired him a hundred years ago to find out if your father was cheating on me but he never did find anything.

  Michael : He can't be very good then, can he?

  Lucille : He's the best.

  Narrator : Gene was far from the best.

• Michael : I'm going to have to start putting people in the trunk.

  Narrator : At that very moment, Buster was climbing into the trunk.

  Buster : [videotaping himself]  Mother, when you see this tape, you will know that I've left. Not out of cowardice, but out of... man, it's tired in here!@

  Narrator : Six minutes later, Michael stopped to drop off his mother's housekeeper.

  Buster : [Buster climbs out of the trunk]  Mexico.

  Narrator : In fact, Buster was in Santa Ana, a town six minutes inland from his own, but the combination of losing his glasses and breathing carbon monoxide had impaired Buster's judgement.

  Buster : [seeking shelter]  This will keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.

  Lupe : Excuse me, what are you doing?

  Buster : I'm trying to find a place to live!

• Michael : We cant take GOB with us.

  Narrator : Michael and GOB had been to Mexico before.

  Gob : [after a kid offers him some "chicle"]  I'm the chicle? You're the chicle!

  [proceeds to do his chicken dance] 

  Narrator : Unfortunately in Mexico, this was considered a much more inflammatory gesture.