Are You Being Served? (TV Series)

His and Her's (1973)

Larry Martyn: Mr. Mash

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• Captain Peacock : Where are you going with that, Mash?

  Mr. Mash : I'm papering the gents' on the fourth floor.

  Captain Peacock : Shouldn't that be done by Decorating and Maintenance?

  Mr. Mash : [holds up a roll of toilet paper]  Not this sort of papering.

  Captain Peacock : Just a minute, Mash. You are supposed to use the staff lift.

  Mr. Mash : Ey, look here, Peacock, it ain't even quarter to nine.

  Captain Peacock : Captain Peacock to you.

  Mr. Mash : And it's Mr. Mash to you. Now, you ain't got no authority over me until the official commencement of your employment, which is at nine o'clock. Now if you come in here early cause your wife can't stand ya, it's no concern of mine... brother.

• Mr. Mash : "Where shall I stick it, then?". As the stamp collector said to Mae West.

  Captain Peacock : That will do, Mr. Mash. Come on, everybody, lend a hand.

  Mr. Mash : That's what Mae West said to the stamp collector.

• Mr. Mash : Here we are then. "Let's hope we don't get a short circuit when we plug it in", as Mae West said when she picked up the midget. "I suppose it will take a few moments to warm up", as Mae West said to the eskimo.

  [laughs]