Angel (TV Series)
Through the Looking Glass (2001)
Charisma Carpenter: Cordelia Chase
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Quotes
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[Angel has a reflection and is looking at his hair seeing himself in a mirror]
Angel : Okay, this is because of goin' through the portal, right?
[pushes down hair]
Cordelia Chase : No. It always looks like that.
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Cordelia Chase : [as Cordelia grabs some treasure] Why can't we use the front door?
Charles Gunn : Do you really think you'll be able to get your booty through the front door?
Cordelia Chase : Hey!
Charles Gunn : That booty.
[points at treasure]
Cordelia Chase : Oh. I just wanted a little something to remember my reign by. Is that so wrong?
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[first lines]
Angel : One... Two... Three...!
Cordelia Chase : [Cordelia clears her throat] Hi, guys.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Cordelia?
Charles Gunn : No way!
Angel : You're safe?
Cordelia Chase : A little bit. They made me ruler.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : But this is fantastic.
Cordelia Chase : Well... It's not like my throne couldn't use a few extra cushions. But I'm really not gonna complain because well... throne.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : You can order them to release us?
Cordelia Chase : Yes, I really could.
Constable Narwek : Shall we gut the cows now, that you might dine on their ignoble flesh, Oh Most High?
Cordelia Chase : You're most high if you think that is gonna happen. Besides, shouldn't there be some extended groveling first?
Angel : Cordelia?
Cordelia Chase : Okay. Off with their heads!
[the Pyleans pull out their swords]
Cordelia Chase : Kidding.
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Cordelia Chase : [to Wesley] If you ever figure out how to get us out of here, I want you to find me a dimension where some demon doesn't want to impregnate me with its spawn. Is that just too much to ask? What is it about me anyway? Do I put out some kind of Com-shok-me vibe? I mean, you'd tell me, right?
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Cordelia Chase : How did you get in?
Charles Gunn : Same way you did. Opened the portal, with the book.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : We uhh... seem to have misplaced it.
Cordelia Chase : The portal or the book?
Charles Gunn : Both.
Cordelia Chase : I don't know about portals, but they've got books here. Those Trombonal guys, they used one when they swore me in.
Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : I've got to see those.
Cordelia Chase : In quite a hurry to get back to the "Cordelia is not a Princess" dimension, aren't ya?
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Silas : Your Majesty?
Cordelia Chase : Yeah.
Silas : The Groosalugg
Cordelia Chase : Say, don't you think it would add an air of feminine mystery, if I were to just not be here. Kill me now.
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Priest One : The Com-shuk is a mating ritual.
Charles Gunn : I told you it was dirty.
Cordelia Chase : [flustered and scared] Yes. Exactly. The mating ritual. Which is great.
[laughs]
Cordelia Chase : It's been a really long time since I've had a good Com-shuk. So umm... I'm just gonna run out for a minute... because I wanted to get it a gift. And you know... Groosaluggs are hard to buy for. So uhh... I should hurry.
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The Groosalugg : I was cast from my village... cut off from my life givers, forced to make my way on my own.
Cordelia Chase : My parents were busted for tax fraud, and my trust fund dried up overnight.
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Priest One : The Princess like The Groosalugg is a tool of the Covenant, nothing more. You will do what we tell you to do. If we tell you to mate, then you shall mate.
Cordelia Chase : You can't force us to...
Priest One : If we tell you "silence", you shut your cow mouth!
Cordelia Chase : Pardon me?
Priest One : Pardon, your Majesty? Don't you feel you've done enough pardoning... for one day.
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Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : [seeing a picture of a deer] Fascinating, a hart.
Cordelia Chase : It's not a heart, it's a "Bambi".