Angel (TV Series)

A Hole in the World (2004)

James Marsters: Spike

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Quotes 

• Spike : It's bollocks, Angel! It's your brand of bollocks from first to last.

  Angel : No, you can't ever see the big picture. You can't see any picture!

  Spike : I am talking about something primal. Right? Savagery. Brutal animal instinct.

  Angel : And that wins out every time with you. You know, the human race has evolved, Spike!

  Spike : Oh, into a bunch of namby-pamby, self-analyzing wankers who could never hope to...

  Angel : We're bigger. We're smarter. Plus, there's a thing called teamwork, not to mention the superstitious terror of your pure aggressors!

  Spike : You just want it to be the way you want it to be.

  Angel : It's not about what I want!

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Sorry. Is this something we should all be discussing?

  Angel : No.

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : It just sounds a little serious.

  Angel : It was mostly... theoretical. We...

  Spike : We were just working out a - Look, if cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Ah. You've been yelling at each other for 40 minutes about this.

  [pause] 

  Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Do the astronauts have weapons?

  Spike , Angel : No.

• Angel : You just like stabbing me.

  Spike : I'm shocked, shocked that you'd say that! I much prefer hitting you with blunt instruments.

• Angel : Her organs are cooking. In a day's time, they'll liquefy.

  Spike : No. Not this girl. Not this day.

• Spike : Strategy?

  Angel : Just hold my hand.

  Spike : St. Petersburg.

  Angel : Thought you'd forgotten.

• Spike : [after Drogyn has given Spike a look because of his question asking]  What's your favorite color? What's your favorite song? Who's the goalkeeper for Manchester United? And how many fingers am I holding up? You wanna kill me. Try. I don't have time for your quirks.

• Angel : Look, I can't do this anymore.

  Spike : Admitting defeat, are you?

  Angel : You and me. This isn't working out.

  Spike : Are you saying we should start annoying other people?

• Spike : This goes all the way through... to the other side. So I figure, there's a bloke, somewhere around... New Zealand, standing on a bridge like this one, looking back down at us. All the way down. There's a hole in the world. Feels like we ought to have known.

• Spike : Harmony just pulled me out of a very promising poker game down in Accounts Receivable, so this better be good. Oh, and, by the way, all the guys down there agree that astronauts don't stand a chance against cavemen, so don't even start.

• [on a private jet to England in an attempt to save Fred] 

  Angel : Can't lose her, Spike.

  Spike : You won't.

  Angel : I lost Cordy.

• Angel : You wanna bet that's the entrance to the Deeper Well?

  Spike : Either that or Christmasland.

  [Angel looks at him confused] 

  Spike : Do you ever have any fun?

• Wesley Wyndam-Pryce : Time is not on our side.

  Spike : Nobody is on our side.