Paget Brewster: Jessica Green

Quotes 

• Jessica Green : We figured out where that odor was coming from. Apparently Charlie Rhymer died in his office friday night.

  Wendy McKay : Oh my God! How did he die?

  Andy Richter : [Andy enters, thinking the odor came from a meat sandwich he left over the weekend]  Guys, it's all my fault. I'll get some disinfective and clean it up.

  Wendy McKay : 'It'? How can you say that?

  Andy Richter : Well, it's just a pile of meat that sat in a hot office all weekend! Jeez.

  [leaves] 

• Jessica Green : It sounds like she gave you a very innocent thanks-for-a-lovely-evening kiss. Not a slappedy-slappedy-boogadie-boogadie-boom kiss.

• Jessica Green : The company is making us go to a grief counselor.

  Andy Richter : A grief counselor? What if we're not sad?

  Jessica Green : It's mandatory.

  Byron Togler : They can dictate our emotions now?

  Andy Richter : [narrating]  Let's just imagine for a moment what that would look like.

  P.A. Voice Over : Attention. The following emotions will be felt by the following people: Jenkins: bitter. Thompson: hopeful. Richter: happy. Togler: disgruntled.

  Byron Togler : Damn! I always get disgruntled! I'm sick of it.

• Jessica Green : I didn't kill Charlie!

  Byron Togler : [condescendingly]  No. Of course you didn't.

  Jessica Green : I. DIDN'T.

  Byron Togler : You yelled at him!

  Jessica Green : When they perform an autopsy they're not going to find my yelling in his veins, they're going to find your bacon-chili-cheese-fries of death!