The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Quiet Sam (1961)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Barney Fife : Well, for my money, he's got all the facial characteristics of a criminal. You know, the... the narrow chin and the eyes close together and slack jaw with a prominent overbite.
Andy Taylor : You know who that sounds like?
Barney Fife : Who?
Andy Taylor : You.
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Opie Taylor : A penny hit by lightnin's worth six cents!
Andy Taylor : Who told you that?
Opie Taylor : Nat Pike told me.
Aunt Bee Taylor : Oh, Nat Pike is always telling Opie the craziest things.
Andy Taylor : And you believe him?
Opie Taylor : Sure!
Aunt Bee Taylor : Well, I wouldn't put much stock in what Nat Pike tells you.
Opie Taylor : Why not?
Aunt Bee Taylor : Well, for one thing, he's only four years old.
Opie Taylor : He may be young, but he's been around plenty.
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Barney Fife : Boy! You wouldn't notice a muddy elephant in the snow, would ya?
Andy Taylor : You tryin' to tell me Sam Becker's got a dirty elephant up to his place?
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Sam Becker : Why do babies pick such crazy hours to be born?
Andy Taylor : Well, I don't know. I guess they just ain't old enough to have watches yet.
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Barney Fife : Oh, boy. All this goin' on and I'm supposed to go back and shake doorknobs on a bunch of penny-ante stores.
Andy Taylor : Well, I'm sorry, Barney, but there's nothin' in the books that says it's illegal for a man to jump off his tractor and run up to his house.