The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)
Barney's Sidecar (1964)
Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor
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Quotes
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Opie Taylor : Abyssinia!
Andy Taylor : See ya Samoa!
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Barney Fife : If you ride with your mouth open in the wind and put your tongue against the roof of your mouth, its impossible to pronounce a word that begins with the letter 's'.
Andy Taylor : You didn't let anyone see you riding with your mouth open?
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Barney Fife : [Walks in wearing a helmet, leather gloves and a leather jacket] Mounted Patrol checking in!
Andy Taylor : How are you, Baron Von Richthofen?
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Andy Taylor : [Andy has just sent Opie home, along with his woodburning kit and project, as Barney comes in the door] Hi, Barn.
Andy Taylor : [Barney then drops a pair of goggles, a pair of leather gloves and a motorcycle helmet onto Andy's desk] . I just got rid of Opie and his toys! Now, here you come with yours!
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Andy Taylor : How's it look, Barn? Barn, how's it look?
Barney Fife : Don't wear my hat, Ange!
Andy Taylor : What's that?
Barney Fife : Don't wear my hat! I can't stand to wear a hat after it's been on someone else's head!
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Opie Taylor : But, ya see, Pa, it's permanent! That way no one can steal our number and put it on another house!
Andy Taylor : I don't recall us havin' a number thief around for a *long* time!
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Andy Taylor : Yeah, Barney went to the military surplus auction in Mt. Pilot again.
Opie Taylor : Gee, I hope he brings back something interesting!
Andy Taylor : Bite your tongue!