"The Andy Griffith Show" Barney and the Choir (TV Episode 1962) Poster

(TV Series)

(1962)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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Quotes 

  • Thelma Lou : Barney's gonna be in the choir? *My* Barney?

    Andy Taylor : That's right.

    Thelma Lou : But, Barney can't sing!

    Andy Taylor : I know.

    Thelma Lou : He's a warm, wonderful person and I love him dearly, but he can't sing!

    Andy Taylor : That's true.

    Thelma Lou : He's kind, considerate, good-hearted. The most gentle person I've ever known. But, he can't sing!

    Andy Taylor : You're right.

    Thelma Lou : He's the man I want to marry. The man I want to be the father of my children...

    Andy Taylor : But he can't sing.

    Thelma Lou : Not a lick!

  • Andy Taylor : Thelma Lou, you and Barney come on over to the house tonight and together we'll try to think of some way to keep him from showing up at that concert.

    Thelma Lou : Well, all right. But, how?

    Andy Taylor : Well, after supper, we'll... we'll take him in and set him down and talk to him, reason with him, explain it all to him. Then we'll tie him up and put him in the closet.

  • Barney Fife : See, you've got a uvula, they've got a uvula, I got a uvula. All God's children got a uvula!

    Andy Taylor : Hallelujah.

  • John Masters : [on handling the Barney problem]  Well, what do you suggest?

    Andy Taylor : Maybe he'll fall down and break his mouth.

  • Andy Taylor : Hold it! Barney, you're supposed to be talking.

    Barney Fife : Oh, it's no use, Andy. Can you tell a bird to talk? Can you tell a bird to just go chirp, chirp, chirp? No, Andy, I'm like a bird! I was born to sing!

  • Andy Taylor : Aunt Bee, Barney's been singin' again. I don't know how he does it but he's got a knack of hittin' a note just enough off to make your skin crawl.

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