"The Andy Griffith Show" Aunt Bee's Medicine Man (TV Episode 1963) Poster

Don Knotts: Barney Fife

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  • Barney Fife : Well, where there's smoke, there's firewater!

  • Barney Fife : Andy, I don't like to say this, but...

    Andy Taylor : You don't have to.

    Barney Fife : Was anybody else, I'd say she was tiddly!

    Andy Taylor : Was anybody else, you'd be right, but she won't even allow fruitcake in the house on account of a brother she had.

  • Barney Fife : Oh, it's gonna be a red-letter day in Mayberry if the whole Ladies Aid Church Committee gets crocked!

  • Colonel Harvey : My mission in life is health! Is zest! Is vigor! Is the joy of living! What I offer you is no medicine! It is far more than that! It is a tonic! An elixir to purge the body! Are you overweight? Do you worry too much? Worry about money? Worry about the future? Well, then, friends, let me ask you one thing: have you ever seen a fat, old, worried Indian? Have you ever known an Indian with ulcers?

    Barney Fife : [to Andy]  I ain't ever known an Indian. Have you?

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