The Andy Griffith Show (TV Series)

Aunt Bee's Medicine Man (1963)

Andy Griffith: Andy Taylor

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• Andy Taylor : [reading the analysis report]  85% alcohol! Phew! No wonder she was feelin' no pain!

• Colonel Harvey : [trying to give Andy a bottle of elixir, on the house]  No, please, Sheriff, test it! See if it doesn't make you feel better!

  Andy Taylor : I feel fine. Let's go, Barney.

  Colonel Harvey : [pityingly]  None so blind as those who will not see.

• Andy Taylor : [explaining Colonel Harvey's product]  The Colonel calls it elixir. Other names are hooch, booze, happy water, Old Red-Eye. in other words, ladies, you got gassed!

• Andy Taylor : [when Colonel Harvey insists he just wants to help people]  Yeah, I guess there *is* a great need.

  Colonel Harvey : Sheriff, if you only knew. If you only knew.

• Barney Fife : Andy, I don't like to say this, but...

  Andy Taylor : You don't have to.

  Barney Fife : Was anybody else, I'd say she was tiddly!

  Andy Taylor : Was anybody else, you'd be right, but she won't even allow fruitcake in the house on account of a brother she had.

• Andy Taylor : That stuff of the Colonel's that's supposed to purge the body and lift the spirit? Actually, what it does is give ya a buzz.

• Andy Taylor : Augusta always enjoyed poor health as long as i can remember, but you always been healthy.

• Aunt Bee Taylor : Andy, I'm sorry!

  Andy Taylor : Oh, that's all right, Aunt Bee. You had a good time. I tell you the truth, I'm gonna kind of miss that singin'. Hey, I got a idea! For supper tonight, why don't you make a nice, big rum cake and get back on that piano stool!

  Aunt Bee Taylor : Oh, Andy, please!

• Andy Taylor : Ladies! Ladies! I... I hate to break in on you like this, but, uh... this is a raid. That's right, ladies, you're all under arrest!