- Jake' s Father: [performing a Christmas Carol in front of the whole neighborhood] Four Calling Birds...
- Jake's Mother: Three French Hens...
- Haley Long: Two Turtle Doves...
- Jake Long: And you Know: a bird and stuff...
- Fu Dog: [addressing the audience] Hey kids! If you haven't guessed, this is the American Dragon Hokey Holiday Special. And like all Holiday specials, this deals with family, togetherness... Ugh, bla bl-bla bl-bla, and all that other sappy garbage. Let's just get on with the opening titles before I hurl egg-nog all over the snow right here.
- Huntsboy #88: So if we can't get the sasquatch for the Huntsman's present , what do you think: Betty Bunsen Brownie Burner or Potato Patch Bunny?
- Huntsboy #89: Oh, Betty Bunsen. No contest.