American Dragon: Jake Long (TV Series)
Eye of the Beholder (2005)
Dante Basco: Jake Long
Quotes
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Eli Excelsior Pandarus : This worked out perfectly. I needed 2 eye witnesses to our blessed union and vioula. Here you are. Just hanging around.
Jake Long : [chained to the wall with a sphinx hair net over him] Fu, watch out! Pandarus is going to take the winner of the pageant and make her his bride!
Fu Dog : Your looking at her kid.
Jake's Grandfather : [also chained] What? You won?
Jake Long : No way!
Fu Dog : Is that sooooo hard to believe?
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Eli Excelsior Pandarus : You look familiar. Do I know you?
Jake Long : I did your hair! When you did Good Magical Morning New York. You could need a good jugging -
Jake's Grandfather : [pulls Jake away]
Jake Long : Don't forget to condition, trim those side burns, skip a days shampoeing and -
Jake's Grandfather : ENOUGH!
Jake Long : [stops talking]