The Amazing Spider-Man (TV Series)

Night of the Clones (1978)

Robert F. Simon: J. Jonah Jameson

Quotes 

• Peter Parker : [about Dr. Moon]  Do you know what he was into? Cloning.

  Rita Conway : [Rita has just entered J.J. Jameson's office]  What's cloning?

  J. Jonah Jameson : It's a new dance that Parker's gonna teach you, what do you want?

• J. Jonah Jameson : Beautiful people. Romance. Glamor. That's what sells newspapers!

  Peter Parker : But I thought you just said that violence and action sells newspapers.

  J. Jonah Jameson : I hope you're being funny...

• J. Jonah Jameson : Frogs? Frogs are page two news, Parker! Elevator crashes are page one!