[afterword - Hitchcock is still near the motion picture screen]
Alfred Hitchcock: And now, for the information of you youngsters who were slashing the upholstery and tearing out the seats during the denouement, I would like to tidy up one of the story's loose ends - Phyllis Chaundry. She was arrested as an accessory and she and her husband Jack both went to prison. An inspiring example of togetherness. And now, as a means of clearing the theater without calling the police, here is another commercial from the land of television, after which I shall roll back.
[commercial break]
Alfred Hitchcock: I'm sure you will be interested in knowing that the soundtracks of the three commercials seen tonight are available in the album "Music to Cook Three-Minute Eggs By". The album is available in all speeds, including reverse as well as in fi, both high and low. Next week, we shall have a completely new attraction as well as new seats and fresh popcorn. Good night.