The A-Team (TV Series)
Moving Targets (1985)
Mr. T: B.A. Baracus
Quotes
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B.A. Baracus : You crashed this plane with me in it!
"Pasadena" Murdock : Don't be so cocky! I could've crashed this plane with or without you on board.
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Face : Knock knock!
"Pasadena" Murdock : Who's there?
B.A. Baracus : Us.
"Pasadena" Murdock : Us who?
B.A. Baracus : Us who's gonna knock you out, fool!
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B.A. Baracus : Murdock, I ought to knock all your teeth out.
[Murdock covers his mouth]
B.A. Baracus : I've had it with all you, all your crazy hats and your invisible dog!
"Pasadena" Murdock : [with his mouth covered] If he's invisible, HOW did you know he was THERE?
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B.A. Baracus : You crashed me, you fool.
"Pasadena" Murdock : I did not crash this plane. I simply landed without the customary accompaniment of forward thrust or lift.
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"Pasadena" Murdock : You can call me 'Pasadena' Murdock.
B.A. Baracus : Makes more sense to call you 'fool'!
"Pasadena" Murdock : But 'fool' doesn't have that nice ring to it.
Hannibal Smith : What's this?
Face : Oh, he's an adventurer, forging new frontiers.
Hannibal Smith : No kidding!
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[Murdock has just crashed the plane with B.A. tied up on board and awake]
B.A. Baracus : Hannibal, you gonna look worse than this plane if you don't let me outta here!
Hannibal Smith : Well,
[sighs]
Hannibal Smith : it's time to let B.A. out.
Face : This, I'm gonna love.
B.A. Baracus : Pretty soon, I'm gonna be really mad, Hannibal.
Face : [groans] I'd rather sit naked with a king cobra than let him outta that plane.
Hannibal Smith : Face, relax. Once I explain to him the circumstances under which he got aboard the plane, he's gonna be very understanding.
Face : Hm. You don't really believe that, do you?
Hannibal Smith : [smiling] Of course not.
B.A. Baracus : That's it, Hannibal. Now I'm really mad. Let me loose! I'm gonna get even with you!
Hannibal Smith : Now, uh, just take it easy, B.A.
B.A. Baracus : Take it easy? I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'm gonna knock you into next week!