The A-Team (TV Series)
Curtain Call (1984)
Danny Wells: Artie Simmons
Quotes
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Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : What happened to you?
Face : [posing as 'Bareclaw' Jones] Well, I've been lookin' for the big one. Yeah, only, he found me.
Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : Who found you?
Face : Old Luke.
Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : Luke?
Face : Yeah, a griz. Big, ugly, mean, Yeah, I've been after him for a year.
Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : I told you there were bears around here!
Face : Bears? We ain't talking bears, we're talking Bears!
[points to his eyepatch]
Face : What do you think, I got this from winking too much? No sirree, Old Luke gave me this. I'd show you fellers what's under this eh, patch, only you fellers probably just had lunch.
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Tax Accountant Richie Hauser : [faced with two of Decker's MP's] Whoa, don't shoot, we're tax accountants!
Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : Right, I guess you guys are looking for old...
Tax Accountant Richie Hauser : Luke!
Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : Luke, right, the grizzly?
Tax Accountant Artie Simmons : [the MP lowers his riffle and walks off] May- maybe not.