Saturday Night Live: The Best of Chris Farley (2000 TV Special)

David Spade: Various Characters

Quotes 

• Matt Foley : Young man what do you wanna do with your life?

  Son in Matt Foley sketch : Well actually, Matt, I kinda wanna be a writer.

  Matt Foley : Well la-de-freakin'-dah! We got ourselves a writer here! Hey, Dad, I can't see too good.

  [moves glasses up and down] 

  Matt Foley : Is that Bill Shakespeare over there?