Strongbad_email.exe: Disc Four (2005 Video)
Missy Palmer: Marzipan
Quotes
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[During the audio commentary for "montage"]
Matt Chapman : Listen...
Strong Bad : Actress Marzipan...
Matt Chapman : And we've got Marzipan right here with us!
[Mike says something indecipherable]
Marzipan : Yeah!
Matt Chapman : He called you an actress. Isn't that nice?
Marzipan : Yeah!
Matt Chapman : Seems like usually he calls you something worse than that.
Marzipan : Yeah!
[Mike and Matt both laugh]
Mike Chapman : You're doing a good job acting right now, saying the word "yeah" over and over again.
Marzipan : Thank you.
Matt Chapman : Oh, thank you. A new word.
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[Homestar has recently had a nervous breakdown because Strong Bad received an email asking why Homestar doesn't wear pants, even though apparently he wears long pants]
Homestar Runner : [crying] Long pants!
Marzipan : Awww, there, there, Homestar. It's not so bad. Everyone thinks I'm a broom.
Homestar Runner : [surprised and upset] You're not a broom?
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Strong Sad : [rhyming] The quill! The page! Lyric! Rampage! Word up?
Marzipan : Good style there, Strong Sad! Geoff Chauncer would be would be proud.
Homsar : Caramel corn for president, please!
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Marzipan : Well, I think it's fantastic, Strong Mad! That's the best stack of VHS tapes I've ever...
[the Viruses convert Marzipan into a piece of ASCII art that makes loud, synthesized noises]
Strong Mad : I can't spell you!
[Strong Mad is turned into his M-shaped yearbook picture and runs off]
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Strong Bad : [talking about people who frequent garage sales] There's Coach Z.
[Coach Z is seen at Strong Bad's garage sale, with a bunch of baby items in his arms, all labeled, "Great for baby". Marzipan looks at him]
Marzipan : Coach Z, may I ask why you're buying up all the "great for baby" items?
Coach Z : I'd prefer that ya didn't.
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[Marzipan is at Strong Bad's garage sale. She sees an answering machine]
Marzipan : Ooh, this is perfect. I've always wanted an answering machine.
[She tests it out]
Marzipan : [over answering machine] It's a great day at Marzipan's. Please leave me a message.
[Marzipan glowers at Strong Bad, who looks around shiftily]
Strong Bad : [nervously] See? It *is* perfect. It already knows your name, even. Heh! Oooh, heh. Eee. Oh. Hmm. Peow!
[He runs off]
Marzipan : [no longer angry] More like, pree-ow.
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Marzipan : [to Coach Z, at Strong Bad's garage sale] This garage sale is more like a gar*bage* sale.
Strong Bad : Dadadadada! Moms only!
Coach Z : Oh, then I'm okay to say it!
[Both Marzipan and Strong Bad look perplexed by the comment]
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Homestar Runner : [holding a bowl of Strong Bad's Pre-tend Ice Cream Showdown] Hey, girlfriend, have you tried any of this free ice cream Strong Bad made?
Marzipan : Homestar, didn't anyone tell you? That's, like, cottage cheese and The Cheat hair!
Homestar Runner : WHAT?
[gags, spits out some yellow fur]
Homestar Runner : Strong Bad told me it was *sour cream* and The Cheat hair!