- Jacqueline: I know what you really want.
- Richard McMurray: What?
- Jacqueline: Mind-fuck.
- Richard McMurray: No.
- Jacqueline: You want to get inside my head.
- Richard McMurray: You have a really healthy ego.
- Jacqueline: So do you.
- Richard McMurray: Are you fucking with me?
- Kristen: Define "fucking".
- Jacqueline: God, that word. It's so subjective, so charged, so evanescent.
- Jacqueline: You must have known when you named your character Dick the double entrendre that would invoke.
- Richard McMurray: The crazy idea is... You and me... Do you want to write something together?
- Jacqueline: I thought you would never ask.
- [last lines]
- Diane Freed: [sleepily] What time is it?
- Richard McMurray: Late. But I've got a title, "Crashing on the Couch".
- Diane Freed: [sleepily] Drop "on the Couch".