Samoan Wedding (2006)
Shimpal Lelisi: Sefa
Quotes
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Bolo : Actually Leilani, as a bridesmaid you are not obliged to take anyone...
Sefa : Bolo shut up!
Leilani : But he's right.
Sefa : Babe you are the one that says we should spend more time together...
Leilani : Yeah, more time together when you don't get drunk as soon as we get there!
Bolo : Hm-Hm.
Sefa : [to Bolo] "Hm-Hm", shut up!
Sefa : [to Leilani] It's the perfect oppotunity to sort our shit out.
Leilani : Our shit?
Sefa : MY shit, okay, MY shit. It will be great, it will be like our first date.
Bolo : Uh-uh, like the the date you ended up falling asleep on the toilet seat?
Bolo : How about the date you ended up SHUT UP!
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[Sefa goes to Leilani's house after he learns she went to a certain clinic]
Leilani : [teary-eyed] What do you want?
Sefa : I got a pitch stranger put a needle up my dick.
Leilani : God, did it hurt?
Sefa : Then he tells me I don't have any of the symptoms.
Leilani : Of what?
Sefa : Of WHAT? The STD I did give you!... The one you went to the clinic for?
Leilani : The FAMILY PLANNING clinic, Sefa. I'm pregnant.