Hostel (2005)
Jay Hernandez: Paxton
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Quotes
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Paxton : We can't rail a girl that's in a coma. I think that's illegal, even in Amsterdam.
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Paxton : ...you need a fork there chief?
The Dutch Businessman : No. I prefer to use my hands. I believe people have lost their relationship with food. They do not think "this is something that died for me so that I would not go hungry." I like that connection with something you die for. I appreciate it more.
Paxton : Well I'm a vegetarian.
The Dutch Businessman : I am a meat-eater. It is human nature.
Paxton : Well I'm human and it's not my nature.
The Dutch Businessman : [to Josh] Tell me... what is your nature...?
[places his hand on Josh's leg]
Josh : WHOA! Don't touch! Don't fucking touch me!
The Dutch Businessman : [quickly gathering his things and moving out of the train compartment] Sorry, sorry...
Josh : [still very weirded out] Fucking freak! Jesus!
[Paxton and Oli both look at each-other and laugh hysterically]
Paxton : [laughing] Edward Saladhands just groped Josh!
Oli : [waving his fingers menacingly] Ooooooh...!
Paxton : [still laughing] Dude, you finally hooked up, that's awesome!
Josh : [still visibly pissed] Yeah, that's fucking hilarious.
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The American Client : I've been all over the world. You know, I've been everywhere and the bottom line is: Pussy is pussy. You know, every strip club, every whore house, every... It's all the same shit. You know, I just fucked a girl two days ago and I don't even remember the color of her tits. But this... This is something you never forget, right? RIGHT?
Paxton : Never...
The American Client : Never, right.
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[first lines]
Paxton : Amsterdam, motherfucker!
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Paxton : Do you see a single other person in here with a fucking fanny pack? Wait, there's a guy. Why don't you go over there and have fucking fanny back sex with him, and then you can jizz all over each others storage compartment?
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Paxton : Hey Josh, faggot.
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Paxton : I don't want a drink. I want to see some art! Now, can we go?
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Paxton : Snípur alert, 3 o'clock.
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Paxton : I hope bestiality is legal in Amsterdam, because that girl's a fuckin' hog.
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Paxton : No, Kana!