RV (2006)
JoJo: Cassie Munro
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Quotes
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Cassie Munro : Maybe we can feed Carl to the raccoon.
Carl Munro : Maybe we can feed him you, he might be on the south bitch diet.
Bob Munro : That's a good one son.
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Cassie Munro : Why can't we just give it Carl and maybe he'll eat it and leave.
Carl Munro : Why don't we feed him you, maybe he's on a south bitch diet.
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Bob Munro : Welcome aboard, everybody. Before we embark, I think we should give this beauty a name. Suggestions?
Cassie Munro : The Big Turd.
Carl Munro : The Big Rolling Turd?
Bob Munro : In that spirit, we set forth.
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Jamie Munro : I feel like that hitchhiker in The Twilight Zone.
Cassie Munro : What do they like about us? We're not even that appealing.
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Earl Gornicke : So, do you have a boyfriend?
Cassie Munro : Yeah, actually, I'm engaged.
Earl Gornicke : Unlikely.
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Cassie, age 5 : Daddy?
Bob Munro : Yeah, baby?
Cassie, age 5 : I'm never gonna get married.
Bob Munro : Why not? It's not as bad as it looks.
Cassie, age 5 : Because I always want to live here with you.
Bob Munro : Well, you know, one day, you're gonna grow up, meet a wonderful guy, and you're gonna get married. But you and I will always be best friends.
[kisses forehead]
Cassie Munro : [Scene switch] Dad, could you be any more of a dork?
Bob Munro : Cassie, you know where this girl lives or you just think you know?
Cassie Munro : I know where, I just know one way to get there. And you refuse to go that way.
Bob Munro : Because it's a stupid way.
Jamie Munro : You're lost, aren't you?
Bob Munro : Yes I'm lost, because our daughter doesn't know where her friend's house is. She knows it's next to the house with the fountain.
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[repeated line]
Cassie Munro : Dad, the RV's rolling away.
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Cassie Munro : Mom, some idiot just parked this ugly RV outside our house.
Jamie Munro : What?
Cassie Munro : Oh, my God, it's your husband.
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Cassie Munro : Dad.
Bob Munro : Yeah?
Cassie Munro : I get it.
Bob Munro : What?
Cassie Munro : Sometimes if you want to succceed, you have to do what they tell you.
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Cassie Munro : My god, I am so bored. I could actually throw up from how bored I am.
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Cassie Munro : This is the worst I've ever been treated.
Jamie Munro : Wait till you get married.
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Bob Munro : Hey, check this out. It's called the "pop-out."
Bob Munro : [starts to open the pop-out] Whoa, where are you?
[chuckles]
Bob Munro : How cool was that?
Cassie Munro : [sarcastically] Macarena cool.
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Carl Munro : Dad! The toilet's backed up!
[they look down into the toilet]
Bob Munro : Carl, what did you eat?
Carl Munro : Dad, it's not mine.
[they recoil; outside the RV, slimy, brown sewage drips out through a pipe]
Bob Munro : Here's the problem. The sewage tank's overflowing.
Cassie Munro : And it's not even our sewage! It's leftover!
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Cassie Munro : What happened to Hawaii?
Bob Munro : Come on, Hawaii's a winter destination. It's summer. The place I'm taking you is special, and not Iike Uncle Mike. It's Lake Nirvana, where I went with my parents as a kid.
Cassie Munro : Is he being funny? Because I can never tell.
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Carl Munro : Now what do we do?
Cassie Munro : Hey, I know! Let's go to the beach and go surfing. Wait a minute, I forgot. We're not in Hawaii. We're where NASA faked the moon landing.
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Carl Munro : I gotta take a crap. Time to break in the pooper.
Cassie Munro : You are so disgusting.
Carl Munro : Dad! The toilet's backed up!
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Travis Gornicke : How about breakfast tomorrow?
Cassie Munro : Bagels and deer testicles?