- Mad Dog Mantee: I'll make a deal with you. I'll show you I'm reasonable if you show me you're serious. You let me shoot ya' in the knee and I'll leave her be. Hell I'll even set her free. We got a deal?
- Mad Dog Mantee: When you got a name like Mad Dog people let you drop a bar of soap, pick it up, and go back sud'sing yourself off. No questions asked, no asses questioned.
- Hood 2: You see, Teddy, what we've got here is the other Coop. He's the one that looks exactly like Dale, but isn't. In fact, I bet the two of them are never in the same place at the same time. What do you think?
- Hood 2: I think if you place a bet like that you'd finally get to take that trip to Miami you're always talking about.