Ninja Nonsense (2004– )
Meredith Zeitlin: Kaede Shiranui
Quotes
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Shinobu : Hey now. Onsokumaru, stop bothering everyone. You're such a bad boy.
Onsokumaru : Excuse me? Some breasts, a few sweet-and-sours kisses and a roomful of farts is *bad*? A *real* ninja must be prepared to face dangers such as these at all times.
Kaede Shiranui : I so don't understand him.
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Kaede Shiranui : You're *in* the way.
Onsokumaru : *This* is where *we* always play baseball! Besides, girls shouldn't even be in sports. Except maybe as cheerleaders, eye candy or beer girls.
Kaede Shiranui : What a tyrant. Unbelievable.
Onsokumaru : Me, a tyrant? What an incredibly rude thing to say. To make it up to me, let me touch your boobs.
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Onsokumaru : Stop laughin' will ya and just trust me. You'll live longer if you bathe with men.
Miyabi : Really? Is that true, sis?
Shinobu : Uh, is that true, Kaede?
Kaede Shiranui : I've never heard of such a bizarre theory.
Ninja 2 : Ah, yes ladies, it's quite true. We've even got a letter from the Surgeon General saying so. Actually, it's really from my uncle Kazuhiko whom everyone calls Pervyhiko and I'm not sure why, though.
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Onsokumaru : What is this?
Shinobu : Huh?
Onsokumaru : I wonder what's in here.
Kaede Shiranui : Hey! Leave it alone. That's the Christmas present I brought.
Onsokumaru : Oh wow, ten kiss tickets! I see some deep and heavy smooching in my future. It's so dirty. It's so filthy. I had no idea this person was such a pervert. Here ladies, this is a present I'd like to give you.
Kaede Shiranui : Yeah, yeah. Thanks but no thanks.
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Onsokumaru : Hmm, what's that?
Ninja 3 : Ow! Ah! That's my butt!
Kaede Shiranui : It's been fun, but can you guys please leave now?
Sasuke : Did you hear that, Onsokumaru? What a terrible order. I can't believe how rude she is.
Onsokumaru : No, I couldn't understand her at all, actually. Apparently, this village only seems to speak the language of selfish priss.
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Shinobu : Wow, you're so amazing, Kaede. And you know what? You've just earned yourself a whole bunch of stamps on the stamp card inside my heart.
Kaede Shiranui : Great, but what's all this about a stamp card?