AD/BC: A Rock Opera (2004 TV Movie)

Julian Barratt: Tony Iscariot

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• Tony Iscariot : What am I doing? I'm looking at one of the most beautiful women in Bethlehem. That's what I'm doing. Top twenty, easily.

  [laughs] 

  Tony Iscariot : Top ten. I imagine that innkeeper doesn't know how to treat a lady. Would you like something to drink? I bet you've never had champagne before. Try it! The bubbles tickle your nose. Make you randy! Seafood, do you like seafood?

  [louder] 

  Tony Iscariot : I said, do you like seafood? We must satisfy our appetites. Build up our stamina. You know, it's quite interesting, I've recently returned from the Orient. In the east, they make love for twelve hours. Did you know that? No? Twelve hours. Solid.

  [inhales] 

  Tony Iscariot : That's right. I once met a man who taught me how to sustain the art of pleasure from late at night to Shepard's delight. How's the champagne? Let me top off your flute.

  [doorbell rings] 

  Tony Iscariot : What? I'm lovemaking!