- Diego Campos: Why don't you join me for dinner?
- Wesley Henderson: I don't want to impose.
- Diego Campos: You're not imposing.
- Wesley Henderson: I know you weren't expecting me.
- Diego Campos: No, stay. It's no bother.
- Wesley Henderson: You sure I won't be a bother?
- Bianca Campos: [from another room] Oh, stay already!
- Wesley Henderson: Who's that?
- Diego Campos: That's my crazy aunt. We keep her locked up.
- Sara Campos: What's happened around here? I'm gone for a month, the chef dies, the restaurant is bankrupt, your ex-boyfriend is now engaged to my daughter, and I find you in bed with the gringo from across the street!
- Tiffany: I guess conversion therapy never works.
- Diego Campos: Don't say that. It worked for Mr. Martínez and Mr. Gonzáles.
- Tiffany: Not really. I heard they left their wives and ran away together. They're opening up a bed and breakfast... in Ensenada.
- Jonathon Webber: Wes, honey, you better get dressed. Adam and Steve are going to be here soon. Or is it Steve and Adam? The top usually goes first.