Dark Ride (2006)

Andrea Bogart: Jen

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• Jen : I totally believe in seat-belts. Safety first.

• Jen : I generally feel that people are basically good. However, this one time I was following Phish tour - man, I just love those guys - so, this guy, anyway, driving this really bitching Beamer stops for me, So chitchat chitchat, he was a doctor or a banker, I don't know, a monition or something. So, he asks me where I'm going. And don't ask me how it got started, but we get on the subject of music. Now I don't know a lot of things, but in fact music is the one thing that I am extremely familiar with. I just get it, get it? So this yuppie dickhead starts telling me about music and how back in the day - and I'm like - how ADD kids are nowadays, and I'm like "Fuck!" You know,"back in the day"? Music transcends time and space. Man, it's like a whole symbolic relationship between - are you feeling me? It's like a whole symbolic relationship between life, death, malls, pets, ya know; health and nutrition. So Mr. 2.4 Kids, he tries to kiss me! He actually has his

  [crying] 

  Jen : fucking sweaty paws all over me!

  [she screams] 

  Jen : so what I did was - what I did was, I just leaned over and smashed down really hard in a really sensitive place. Are you feeling me? My aim was dead on! Ding-dong. I rang the bell and won the kewpie, doll, man. I also happened to lose my ride.Took me like four hours to get another one. What was my point? Oh, yeah! You know, I generally believe that people are basically good.

• Jen : Cathy, it could be fun.

  Cathy : That's right, Jen. It could also not be fun. See how that works?

• Jen : Just think, I could have hitched a ride with a stalker.

• Jen : I think we should let the children play their children games. 'Sides, we have some adult games to get to.

  Jim : Oh God, I love you.