Musafir (2004)

Sanjay Dutt: Billa

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• Billa : Wait there five minutes. I'll be there in two.

• Billa : My two valuable gems, one is Ram other is Lakhan. Who will die first-Ram Or Lakhan?

• Billa : [Movie's opening scene]  In a village 50 miles away, when a kid refrains from sleeping, his mother has to threaten him that you either go to sleep else Gabbar will arrive. Yet if the kid doesn't agree, he'd definitely ask Gabbar that did you wanna play foot games with Thakur that you simply chopped off his hands and let him wear that shawl so stylishly. You should have bumped him off then and there itself. Neither would he have called Jai and Veeru to Ramgarh nor would they play Holi with Basanti or bang you hard in the movie's climax

  [laughing] 

  Billa : . The problem with Hindi movies is that the villain is always shown as a clown. That sing song Dr. Dang, the biggest asshole of all. And Mogambo, idiot was always delighted at everything. But this ain't a film hotshot, this is life. One bullet, your brain will vacate the top floor forever. The ditch behind will measure a couple of centimetres and the face will become Mr. India. I've often heard that watching death approaching gives a flashback of the entire life into the eyes. Does a flashback appear in those buttons of yours ?

  Lucky : [Replying sarcastically in exhaustion]  Not life, just the flashback of the previous four days.

• Lucky : [Receiving a call from Sanjay Dutt in his hotel room]  Hello ?

  Billa : Papa I've reached home safely. Papa I'm fine.

  [Referring to himself in third person and shown chasing his defaulting debtor in his limousine] 

  Billa : You should've given a courtesy call to Papa, he was getting worried

  [laughs maniacally] 

  Billa : . Met Wacko ?

  Lucky : Yeah. That lame scum has a lot of itch in him.

  Billa : He suffered from that itch coz I scratched him. Just wanted to clarify whether the metal is still hot or got corroded with time.

  Lucky : [In an irritated tone]  Listen up Billa. Neither are you the Thakur of Ramgarh nor am I a Jai or a Veeru. If you try messing things up just once more, you wouldn't need a Gabbar to chop your hands off.

  Billa : [In a delightful glee]  Your destiny is on vacation for the time being, death is looming on your head. Yet you're talking as if life is still hot on your bed ! This very style of yours has Billa cheering for you darling. Go over to 9 Bar, tonight. There won't be any ruckus.

• Billa : [to Anil Kapoor after intercepting him for theft]  If you hadn't got this itch of trying to act like a hero and dance with the heroine behind the trees, you could've definitely been a villain, you could've been BILLA.