Hot Fuzz (2007)
Timothy Dalton: Simon Skinner
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Quotes
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Simon Skinner : Lock me up.
Nicholas Angel : I'm sorry?
Simon Skinner : I'm a slasher! I must be stopped!
Nicholas Angel : You're a what?
Simon Skinner : A slasher... of prices! I'm Simon Skinner - I run the local supermarché. Drop in and see me sometime - my discounts are *criminal*. Catch me later!
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[Angel has knocked out Michael]
Simon Skinner : [on walkie-talkie] Michael, are you there?
Nicholas Angel : [pretending to be Michael] Yarp...
Simon Skinner : Sergeant Angel's been taken care of?
Nicholas Angel : Yarp...
Simon Skinner : He's not going to get back up again?
[Angel thinks for a while]
Nicholas Angel : [hesitantly] Narp?
Simon Skinner : Good. Proceed to the castle.
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[while holding a ginger-haired boy hostage]
Simon Skinner : Stop, or the ginger-nut gets it!
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[indicating the CCTV footage that will act as his alibi]
Simon Skinner : [smiling] Feel free to spool through!
[Skinner pulls a pose identical to the one in a photo on the wall behind him]
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Simon Skinner : My, my, here come the Fuzz.
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[Skinner is explaining why the NWA had Martin Blower murdered]
Simon Skinner : You see, much as I enjoyed your wild theories Sergeant, the truth is far less complex. Blower's fate was simply the result of his being... an appalling actor.
NWA Members : [echoing in agreement] Appalling.
Nicholas Angel : You murdered him for that?
Simon Skinner : He murdered Bill Shakespeare.
Nicholas Angel : What? Oh.
Annette Roper : Martin Blower was less concerned with the reputation of the village than he was with his sordid affair with Eve Draper!
Nicholas Angel : So Eve deserved to die too?
Dr. Robin Hatcher : Well, she did have a very annoying laugh.
NWA Members : [echoing in agreement] Annoying.
Nicholas Angel : George Merchant?
Simon Skinner : He had in awful house.
NWA Members : [echoing in agreement] Awful.
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Simon Skinner : I'm afraid my nickname of 'Sissy' is a revelation only to yourself. My teenage years studying ballet are well known.
DS Andy Wainwright : Yeah, Sissy Skinner. What a gaylord!
Simon Skinner : Thank you, Andrew.
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[Mr. Skinner has tripped and landed with his chin impaled on a miniature church spire at the model village]
Simon Skinner : Ow! Thish really hurtsh... I'm gonna need shome ice-creeeem.
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Simon Skinner , Nicholas Angel : SWAN!
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Simon Skinner : I'm a slasher, I must be stopped.