Diary of a Mad Black Woman (2005)

Mablean Ephriam: Judge Ephriam

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• Judge Ephriam : Bailiff, call the next case.

  Bailiff : The State of Georgia versus Bobby Brown.

  Judge Ephriam : What is this? Repeat offender day?

  Voice of Whitney Houston : Bobby! Bobby, I love you.

  Judge Ephriam : Sit down, Miss Houston!

• Bailiff : Your honor, Case #456790: The People Vs. Mabel Simmons & Helen McCarter - Criminal trespassing, Reckless endangerment, Criminal possession of a handgun, Assault with a deadly weapon, Suspended license, Expired registration, Reckless driving, and a broken tailight.

  Madea : [to Helen]  Girl, I know it ain't who I think it is.

  Judge Ephriam : [turning cross]  I know you didn't say Mabel Simmons. Madea?

  Madea : How you doin', uh, Judge Mablean? It's good to see - Ooh, your hair's pretty. Girl, look at you. You're lookin' good. How you been? Hey...

  Judge Ephriam : [angry]  You're still at it?

  Madea : This ain't even my fault. See, what happened was...

  Judge Ephriam : [cuts her off]  Just save it! Who's here for the defense?

  Brian : [Brian, Madea's nephew walks into the courtroom] 

  Brian : Brian Simmons, on behalf of Mrs. McCarter and Mrs. Simmons, your honor.

  Judge Ephriam : Brian.

  Brian : How you doing, Judge Ephriam?

  Judge Ephriam : Brian, I am getting tired of seein' your aunt.

  Madea : [under her breath]  Getting tired of seein' you.

  Helen : [to Madea]  Shh!

  Brian : It won't happen again.

  Judge Ephriam : Yeah, I'll bet. Bail is set at $5,000 for Mrs. McCarter, property of cash. But as for you, Madea, I'm placing you under house arrest!

  Madea : You ain't gonna put me on no house arrest, honey. I ain't gonna deal with that!

  Judge Ephriam : It's either that or prison! What's your choice?

  Madea : [convinced]  I'll take the house arrest.

  Judge Ephriam : Bailiff, call the next case.

  Bailiff : The State of Georgia versus Bobby Brown.

  Judge Ephriam : What is this? Repeat offender day?

  Voice of Whitney Houston : Bobby! Bobby, I love you.

  Judge Ephriam : Sit down, Miss Houston!

• Brian : It won't happen again.

  Judge Ephriam : Yeah, I'll bet. Bail is set at $5,000 for Mrs. McCarter, property of cash. But as for you, Madea, I'm placing you under house arrest!

  Madea : You ain't gonna put me on no house arrest, honey. I ain't gonna deal with that!

  Judge Ephriam : It's either that or prison! What's your choice?

  Madea : [convinced]  I'll take the house arrest.

• Judge Ephriam : Brian, I am getting tired of seeing your aunt.

  Madea : Getting tired of seeing you