- Mr. Denzel Crocker: [coming out of the psychiatric ward] At last, I'm cured! No more fairies! For the first time in my life, I'm able to focus on other things! I've figured out cold fusion! There's no limit to the good I can do for humanity!
- [Timmy's wish that no one remember anything from the last few days takes affect on Crocker]
- Mr. Denzel Crocker: What the heck is this junk? Was I about to help people? This can only be the work of... FAIRIES!
- [laughs madly and runs back inside the hospital]
- Mr. Turner: [the Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil] So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?
- Mrs. Turner: In the face of this of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!
- Vicky: [in tears] I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!
- Mr. Turner: Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?
- Vicky: [uneasy] Yes?
- Mrs. Turner: Vicky, you're fired!
- Mr. Turner: You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque.
- [outside the Turner's front window]
- Dinkleburg: Fetch, Dinkle-dog!
- Adult Timmy Turner: [while driving a race car] Hand me the Remote!
- Young Timmy Turner: [also driving a race car] Why should I trust you? You're an adult! And if you're an adult that means you're not a child, and if you are not a child that means you're an adult, and if you're an adult that means you can be trusted!
- [Rapid Frame Changing]
- Young Timmy Turner: Ahh! Oooh! Ahh!
- Mr. Turner: You're grounded mister, and that means no tv either!
- Timmy Turner: What? You can't do that to me!
- Adult Timmy Turner: [about to fade back into the future] It's up to you. You can stop Vicky in "Mahomushi". You can... change the future.
- Young Timmy Turner: But if I do, you won't exist!
- Adult Timmy Turner: Sure I will. And I'll exist in a future worth getting into. You can do it, Timmy. You're a great kid. I know.
- [he fades away]
- Young Timmy Turner: No, come back! Please! Please!
- [Timmy growls and then screams]
- Young Timmy Turner: Every time something cool happens in my life -*Every Time*, Vicky ruins it! Well, I'm not gonna let her ruin anything else!
- Timmy Turner: If I don't make it out of here...
- [suspenseful music]
- Timmy Turner: Tell my dad...
- [more suspenseful music]
- Timmy Turner: He's weird.
- Mrs. Turner: Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!
- Doug Dimmadome: What? Didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?
- Mr. Turner: Yes.
- Adam West: [Cosmo and Wand are being pulled toward a taxi-a voice comes gleefully over the intercom] Hey there, fairy folks! This is Adam West saying remember to buckle up!
- [Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets]
- Vicky: Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V".
- [Vicky laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV, then Young and Old Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear]
- Young Timmy Turner: This way! Quick!
- [Young and old Timmy walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda]
- Cosmo: I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!
- [everyone starts jumping into the TV]
- Young Timmy Turner: Older? What happens when I get older?
- Cosmo: Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."
- [Cosmo gets out a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet]
- Cosmo: You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...
- Wanda: Cosmo, no! Not that speech!
- [in Clint's Hints]
- Adult Timmy Turner: [as a duck; whispering to his younger self and referring to Cosmo and Wanda] Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
- Young Timmy Turner: [in the form of a piglet] Oh, uh... they're my goldfish; and they accidentally fell into the TV with me and... they change just like we do?
- Adult Timmy Turner: Makes about as much sense as anything else here.
- Young Timmy Turner: Wow, I'm as gullible as any other adult when I grow up.
- [Brief pause as younger Timmy looks at a footprint on the floor]
- Young Timmy Turner: I mean... oh no, a Vicky-print! You know what that means!
- [Jeff stumbles in]
- Jeff: A footprint! That's a hint! A Clint Hint? Now we have a clue as to where Vicky might be!
- [Jeff starts laughing maniacally]
- [in Clint's Hints]
- Adult Timmy Turner: [as a duck; whispering to his younger self and referring to Cosmo and Wanda] Why are those pink and green characters following us everywhere?
- Young Timmy Turner: [in the form of a piglet] Oh, uh... they're my goldfish; and they accidentally fell into the TV with me and they change just like we do?
- Adult Timmy Turner: Makes about as much sense as anything else around here.
- Young Timmy Turner: Wow, I'm as gullible as any other adult when I grow up.
- [In the "Blue's Clues" parody, "Clint's Hints"]
- Jeff: [to the audience; as he does a cartwheel into the scene] Hi, kids! I'm Jeff!
- Jeff: [runs closer to the camera] Ignore the shaving cut and the five o'clock shadow. I'm really a kid, just like you. Hey, let's go find some hints!
- Jeff: [runs backwards away from the camera] Some Clint's Hints! Come on!
- [Jeff runs off screen to his right]
- Paula Poundcake: [introducing herself to Adult Timmy] Hi, I'm Paula Poundcake, and this is Pup Tart.
- [Pup-Tart pops out of the toaster as Paula bites off his nose and eats it as Pup-Tart barks in pain]
- Donnie Donut: [introducing himself] And I'm Donnie Donut; and even though I'm a boy, I still think this place is swell!
- [the characters run around Adult Timmy]
- Paula Poundcake characters: [together] Our icing is niceing!
- Paula Poundcake: [to Adult Timmy] Are you made of licorice?
- [Paula attempts to take a bite of Adult Timmy's arm, but Adult Timmy swipes his arm away before she can even take a bite of it]
- Adult Timmy Turner: [runs over and grabs a rather large candy cane using it as a weapon] Get back, you frosted freaks! Back!
- Paula Poundcake characters: Oooooohh!
- Adult Timmy Turner: [as he leads the gang about Vicky] Be careful. With that remote, she could be anywhere... or anything.
- Mrs. Turner: Was Vicky the one that gave you that bazooka?
- Mr. Turner: Which I can't fire at the Dinklebergs house because it's out of amo! Luckily that amo store a few blocks down the road is always open.
- Mrs. Turner: [cellphone rings] Hello, He did what?
- Vicky: [Vicky starts doing the stuff as she tells the the Turners just to get their son in trouble] He turned on the TV when you left, he destroyed your expensive vase, he torched your piano, he shredded your family picture and he wrote "my parents stink and Dinkleberg rules" all over your wall.
- [laughs manically]
- Vicky: Um hello? Hello? Hello?
- Mr. Turner, Mrs. Turner: [explosion] TIMMY!
- Mr. Turner: Well we got the amo
- [sharply gasps]
- Mr. Turner: He's gone!
- Mr. Turner: [reading the note Timmy left behind] Goodbye forever
- [breaks down sobbing]
- Mr. Turner: Good heavens he even misspelled "ever"
- [in an overly sarcastic tone]
- Mr. Turner: oh but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine!