The Fairly OddParents (TV Series)

Channel Chasers (2003)

Daran Norris: Cosmo, Dad, Cop #1, T.V. Announcer, Cat, Man with Eyepatch, Comet

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Quotes 

• Mr. Turner : [the Turners confront Vicky after finally figuring out she's evil]  So Vicky, what do you have to say for yourself?

  Mrs. Turner : In the face of this of this overwhelming evidence that you are, and always have been, an evil, lying, troublemaking shrew!

  Vicky : [in tears]  I'm, I'm sorry! I blame television!

  Mr. Turner : Nice try! What do you take us for, idiots?

  Vicky : [uneasy]  Yes?

  Mrs. Turner : Vicky, you're fired!

• Mr. Turner : You dented a 747, destroyed Mr. Joel's glass house, and worse, Dinkleberg won my plaque.

  [outside the Turner's front window] 

  Dinkleburg : Fetch, Dinkle-dog!

• Mr. Turner : You're grounded mister, and that means no tv either!

  Timmy Turner : What? You can't do that to me!

• Mrs. Turner : Our son ran away because we didn't believe him about Vicky being an evil babysitter!

  Doug Dimmadome : What? Didn't you hear that Chip Skylark song "Icky Vicky"? What did you think that song was about, pumpkins?

  Mr. Turner : Yes.

• Mr. Turner : Those gleeful fish are right to cheer.

• Mr. Turner , Mrs. Turner : [to Timmy]  We love you!

  Mr. Turner : But I love you more!

• [Cast becomes Sesame Street-type puppets] 

  Vicky : Today's show has been brought to you by the letter "V".

  [Vicky laughs as she carries the V with her, and jumps into fake TV, then Young and Old Timmy, Cosmo and Wanda appear] 

  Young Timmy Turner : This way! Quick!

  [Young and old Timmy walk off, leaving Cosmo and Wanda] 

  Cosmo : I've never felt more alive! Get it? Felt! FELT!

  [everyone starts jumping into the TV] 

• [Last lines, imitating Porky Pig] 

  Cosmo : Well... Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th, Th-th-th...

  Wanda : Cosmo, what's the matter with you?

  Cosmo : Nothing. It's just really cold in here.

• Young Timmy Turner : Older? What happens when I get older?

  Cosmo : Ah, Timmy. It's time for a little talk about something we fairies like to call, "The Wands and the Wings."

  [Cosmo gets out a pink sock puppet and a green sock puppet] 

  Cosmo : You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much...

  Wanda : Cosmo, no! Not that speech!

• Cosmo , Wanda : Yay!

• Mrs. Turner : Was Vicky the one that gave you that bazooka?

  Mr. Turner : Which I can't fire at the Dinklebergs house because it's out of amo! Luckily that amo store a few blocks down the road is always open.

• Mrs. Turner : [cellphone rings]  Hello, He did what?

  Vicky : [Vicky starts doing the stuff as she tells the the Turners just to get their son in trouble]  He turned on the TV when you left, he destroyed your expensive vase, he torched your piano, he shredded your family picture and he wrote "my parents stink and Dinkleberg rules" all over your wall.

  [laughs manically] 

  Vicky : Um hello? Hello? Hello?

  Mr. Turner , Mrs. Turner : [explosion]  TIMMY!

• Mr. Turner : [at Timmy]  When we get back from the Amo store your going to be in a lot of trouble!

• Mr. Turner : Well we got the amo

  [sharply gasps] 

  Mr. Turner : He's gone!

  Mr. Turner : [reading the note Timmy left behind]  Goodbye forever

  [breaks down sobbing] 

  Mr. Turner : Good heavens he even misspelled "ever"

  [in an overly sarcastic tone] 

  Mr. Turner : oh but he can spell Dinkleberg just fine!